Just because you go get shit faced every weekend doesn’t make you the shit, it only makes you stupid! You might say, “I know all about smoking but you only live once.” That’s true but wouldn’t you rather die of natural causes then something you could have stopped from happening, like lung cancer and heart problems. And I don’t think you realize how much you are killing your friends and family by letting them watch you kill yourself from something you have been warned about your entire life! Don’t let something so dumb get the best of you!
It’s all fun and games until you plan the game too long to where you are laying in a hospital bed with only few minutes left…

Where I’m spending Valentines Day and who I will be with❤❤

Guy: “Here you go!”
Me: “Thanks!”
Random girl: “You are getting laid tonight.”
Guy: *Smiles and looks at me*
Me: “…Awkward”

sexyboysandromance:

UNNF. yes baby.

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lolsofunny:

Whenever you’re talking to your crush, & your friends are just sitting there looking at you like : 

& You keep giving them the death stare like : 

And your crush is just like :